----- Original Message ----- From: "Iliana Misheva" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "ADVANCED JAVA" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, March 07, 2003 10:14 Subject: [ADVANCED-JAVA] 3 little pigs
> 3 Little Pigs - The Untold Story > > This is classic - a true story, proving how fascinating is the mind of a > six year old. They think so logically. > > A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. > She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to > gather > the building materials for his home. > > She read, "...and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow > full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that > straw to build my house?" > > The teacher paused then asked the class: " And what do you think the man > said?" > > One little boy raised his hand and said very matter of factly "I think > the man would have said: "FUCK ME DEAD - A TALKING PIG !!" > > The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes. > =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
