THE TOP 25 THINGS PROGRAMMERS SAY

��25. Even though it does not work, how does it feel?
��24. There must be a virus in the application software.
��23. Somebody must have changed my code.
��22. It works, but it's not been tested.
��21. It's already there, but it has not been tested.
��20. Didn't I fix it already?
��19. THIS can't do THAT.
��18. I can't test everything!
��17. It's just some unlucky coincidence.
��16. It will be done in no time at all.
��15. Of course, I just have to do these small fixes.
��14. I'm almost ready.
��13. Oh, it's just a feature.
��12. You must have the wrong executable.
��11. Yes yes, it will be ready in time.
��10. I have not touched that module!
��9. There is something wrong in your test data.
��8. The user has made an error again.
��7. Has the operating system been updated?
��6. The machine seems to be broken.
��5. How is this possible?
��4. Well, the program needs some fixing.
��3. It did work yesterday.
��2. I've never heard about that.
��1. Strange...

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