A little humor related to some recent posts about corporate-speak. Mark E.
> > > > > > Subject: A Good Chuckle > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We have all been to those meetings where someone wants > > > > "more than 100%." > > > > Well here's how you do that. Here's how you can > > > > achieve 103%. First of all, here's a little math that > > > > might prove helpful in the future. How does one > > > > achieve 100% in LIFE? Begin by noting the following. > > > > > > > > IF : > > > > > > > > A = 1 > > > > B = 2 > > > > C = 3 > > > > D = 4 > > > > E = 5 > > > > F = 6 > > > > G = 7 > > > > H = 8 > > > > I = 9 > > > > J = 10 > > > > K = 11 > > > > L = 12 > > > > M = 13 > > > > N = 14 > > > > O = 15 > > > > P = 16 > > > > Q = 17 > > > > R = 18 > > > > S = 19 > > > > T = 20 > > > > U = 21 > > > > V = 22 > > > > W = 23 > > > > X = 24 > > > > Y = 25 > > > > Z = 26 > > > > > > > > Then: > > > > > > > > H A R D W O R K = > > > > 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = Only 98% > > > > > > > > Similarly, > > > > > > > > K N O W L E D G E = > > > > 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = Only 96% > > > > > > > > But interesting (and as you'd expect), > > > > > > > > A T T I T U D E = > > > > 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%..... This is how you > > > > achieve 100% in LIFE. > > > > > > > > But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT TO NOTE (or REALIZE), is > > > > > > > > B U L L S H I T = > > > > 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% > > > > > > > > So now you know what all those high-priced > > > > consultants, upper management, and motivational > > > > speakers really mean when they want to exceed 100%!
