OK, here are some symptoms of the book disease:

first of all, I *will* send out those books I promised tomorrow.  If you want 
books and haven't already sent your address, please do so.  

On to my symptoms:

- Inability to pass a bookstore without entering (and probably buying, though 
I'm getting better)

- Thinking constantly about books and which new ones I'd like to acquire

- Reading about fanatical book collectors through history, such as described 
in Nicholas Basbanes' A Gentle Madness, and thinking, 'hey, I don't have it 
that bad'.  In Used and Rare Larry and Nancy Goldstone document their travels 
thru the book world.  I actually calculated the amount they spent on books 
(it was about $7000) and reassured myself that that is more than I actually 
spend, therefore I am safe.

- Flirting with the idea of collecting first editions (watch the price go up 
exponentially).  For example, there is a beautiful copy of the Little White 
Horse in fine condition (fine is the top) for 507.00.  Did I mention it was th
e first UK edition?  that's the real first edition, not the lowly first US 
edition.  Now the Little White Horse is available in reprint copy for 10.00 
or so (and I've ordered it - my original copy fell to pieces) but geez, the 
reprint does not have that beautiful blue cover with the gold embossing!  And 
it doesn't have the illustrations either (I don't think.  waiting to get my 
copy).  I really want that 507.00 copy.  Getting into first editions is 
dangerous.

-spending time on listservs debating the merits of various books with 
like-minded fanatics.

- Getting pissed off when a wanted book can't be found "because this is DC, 
damn it" and spending a half-hour calling bookstores because someone must 
have it and I don't want to wait for the internet version.  And I want to own 
it too.  The book was Anya Seton's Katherine and I found it in a used book 
store for 2.00.

- Falling in love with expensive art books because they are pretty and buying 
them and then looking at the pictures, not reading the words.  At least this 
provides a slight remedial education in art.  For example, I successfully 
ID'd a postcard as the presentation of the queen of Sheba by piero della 
francesca.  Chance in hell I would have known that before.

- Feeling rather strange because you get into stories so much.  Wanting 
someone to discuss with.  Most people will humor you but sadly they will not 
understand.

- mixing up your own life with what you read in stories

- buying books faster than you can read them, but continuing to buy them 
anyway

- Getting passionately worked up by those academic books in which people 
argue.  For example, in "Dissociative Identity Disorder," just loving it when 
you compare and contrast Michael Simpson, a skeptic of many claims of child 
abuse, with Denise Gelinas, who says that therapists who treat trauma 
survivors are persecuted.  

- Feeling a personal sense of betrayal when an author does the "wrong" thing. 
 For example, in one of Lois McMaster Bujold's books, she has Miles drift out 
of the military into another career.  Waste a lot of life energy chastising 
Bujold in your head because Miles's career change should have been a 
conscious decision, not an accident!  Will happily expound on this ad 
nauseam.  Lois, how could you????

- Spending time daydreaming about books rather than living IRL.  Get accused 
of being self-absorbed and selfish by parents.  Wish your parents were more 
like the parents in your favorite book, Karen.

- Spending far too much money on books. (and I mean a lot.  thousands of 
dollars a year)

- Spending far too much time typing emails in which you express your love for 
books.

- Going to library science school thinking it's all about books and 
discovering it's really about databases.  One great exception: the course on 
children's literature.  Which was almost cancelled because so few students 
were interested.  Get really angry about how library schools ignore 
literature.

- Wonder if you are ever going to be good for anything IRL because you're so 
preoccupied with dreams and thoughts about books.  Decide probably not (see 
self-absorbed and selfish, above).  Settle for a career as a bureaucrat 
because you are sure that your real interests would lead you to starvation.  
However, hang onto the dream of having your own bookstore someday.

- Spend a lot of time surfing the Internet for books and talking to people 
about books.  When you see someone with a book, you *must* see what they are 
reading.  It could be something fascinating that you haven't discovered yet!

- When you hear about a great story, you must read it, preferably ASAP.

None of this I learned in school btw.  all despite school.  it's a sick 
addition, but secretely I am proud of it because at least I will learn 
something.

www.bookguys.com

Mary 

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