Top ten reasons Halloween season is the best:
10. Lots of different uses for toilet paper
9. Scaring the crap out of little kids who
torment me at school is acceptable and encouraged!
8. No traveling
7. Good excuse to buy and sample new candy bars
6. Can't tell the transvestite from your boss
5. The candlelight vigils in downtown Detroit on Devil's night
4. Large moles on face are no longer unsightly
but desirable part of witch costume
3. Relatives are an option
2. Did I mention chocolate?
And the #1 reason Halloween season is the best:
TRICK OR DRINK :-)
Sorry folks, long day with sugared and costumed children
has induced this post. Happy Halloween!
Mrs. Cameron, who won't be trick or drinkin' 'till Friday!
