Hi, all,
To attone for my depressing post earlier:
*Do* try this at home. Responses from my friends have had me giggling all
day today.
Subject: Stinky Liverbrains
You, your kids or grandkids might enjoy this.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week,
you need some silliness to break up the day. Here
is your dose... Follow the instructions to find your
funny name. The following is an excerpt from a
children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous
Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey:
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume
new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your NEW first name:
a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z =zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your
NEW last name:
a = diaper
b =toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t =gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your
NEW last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j =honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = buscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
