WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!
IF YOU RECEIVE A GIFT IN THE SHAPE OF A LARGE WOODEN
RABBIT
DO NOT DOWNLOAD IT!!!! It is EXTREMELY DESTRUCTIVE and
will
overwrite your ENTIRE CITY!
The "gift" is disguised as a large wooden rabbit about
two stories tall. It tends to
show up outside the city gates and appears to be
abandoned.
DO NOT let it through the gates! It contains hardware
that is incompatible with
Trojan programming, including a crowd of heavily armed
Rabbits that will
destroy your army, sack your town, and kill your women
and children. If you have
already received such a gift, DO NOT OPEN IT! Toss it
with a catapult over
the castle walls.
FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!
Poseidon
