>>                       BABY BIRD / Fed up with watersports? Constrained by 
>>traditional
>>                     dominant- submissive roles? Try a more nurturing role: 
>>feed me like
>>                     a baby pelican! Both sexes welcome. I supply the raw 
>>herring, you
>>                     bring the big strap-on beak. No weirdos.
>>____________________________________________________________________
>>                       Minimalist seeks woman
>>____________________________________________________________________
>>                       Patriarch of up-and-coming religion seeks altar girl
>>____________________________________________________________________
>>
>>                       Jane no good, Cheetah stinks. Tarzan seeks swinging 
>>GM to be
>>                     the lord of his jungle.
>>____________________________________________________________________
>>                       SWM, old, fat, balding, many disgusting habits seeks 
>>SWF with
>>                     money. Send pictures of your house, car, RV. This 
>>could be your
>>                     lucky day.
>>____________________________________________________________________
>>
>>                        Hello, I am Neil, 52-years old and single. I have a 
>>12-year-old
>>                     daughter that is my own, however, my former wife 
>>disappeared
>>                     with her, two years ago somewhere in the Phillipines. 
>>I am an
>>                     insurance agent and sold to myself large amounts of 
>>life insurance,
>>                     which is very important now, in that I now have a 
>>spreading
>>                     prostate cancer that is expected to kill me, within 
>>three years!
>>____________________________________________________________________
>>
>>                       JELLO BOY-SWM who likes to slowly fold canned fruit 
>>into
>>                     jello, seeks female partner for distinctly American 
>>activities. Dirty
>>                     pigeons need not respond.
>>
>>____________________________________________________________________
>>
>>                       Superboy seeks Clarke Kent. Come fly with me.
>>____________________________________________________________________
>>
>>
>>                       Hideous-looking, obese, smelly, ill-tempered, lazy, 
>>cowardly,
>>                     chronic, and a complete liar seeks total opposite.
>>____________________________________________________________________
>>
>>                       SWM into chainsaws and hockey masks seek likeminded 
>>SWF.
>>                     No weirdos, please.
>>____________________________________________________________________
>>
>>
>>                       SWM seeks 300lb+ woman to sit and squash doughnuts 
>>on me.
>>____________________________________________________________________
>>                       Bitter, unsuccessful middle aged loser wallowing in 

>>an unending
>>                     sea of inert, drooping loneliness looking for 24 year 
>>old needy
>>                     leech-like hanger-on to abuse with dull stories, tired 
>>sex and Herb
>>                     Alpert albums. Baby, you are my Tijuana Taxi.
>>____________________________________________________________________
>>                       Me -- trying to sleep on the bus station bench, 
>>pleading with you
>>                     to give me a cigarette; you-choking on my odor, 
>>tripping over your
>>                     purse trying to get away; at the last moment, our eyes 
>>meeting.
>>                     Yours were blue. Can I have a dollar?
>>____________________________________________________________________
>>                       Three toed mango peeler searching for wicked lesbian 
>>infielder.
>>                     Like screaming and marking territory with urine? Let's 
>>make
>>                     banana enchiladas together in my bathtub. You bring 
>>the salsa.
>>____________________________________________________________________
>>                       I like eating mayonnaise and peanut butter 
>>sandwiches in the rain,
>>                     watching Barney Miller reruns, peeing on birds in the 
>>park and
>>                     licking strangers on the subway; you eat beets raw, 
>>have climbed
>>                     Kilimanjaro, and sweat freely and often. Must wear 
>>size five shoes.
>>_____________________________________________________________________
>>                       There is a little place in the jumbled sock drawer 
>>of my heart
>>                     where you match up all the pairs, throw out the ones 
>>with holes in
>>                     them, and buy me some of those neat dressy ones with 
>>the weird
>>                     black and red geometrical designs on them.
>>____________________________________________________________________
>>                       Angry, simple-minded, balding, partially blind 
>>ex-circus flipper
>>                     boy with a passion for covering lovers in sour cream 
>>and gravy
>>                     seeks exotic, heavily tattooed piercing fanatic, 
>>preferably hairy and
>>                     stinky, either sex, for whippings, bizarre sex and 
>>fashion consulting.
>>                     No freaks.
>>____________________________________________________________________
>>
>>
>>
>>                       When I was thirty my dates had to be young, slim, 
>>tall,
>>                     handsome, rich, intelligent. Now I'm 64, they only 
>>have to know
>>                     how to read and use the telephone!

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