A man has a an addiction to baked beans but is in denial about it and will not seek help. However, he falls in love with a woman. After they have dated for some time, he asks her to marry him. 'no' she says. you fart too much. I cannot marry you until you face your problem and give up eating baked beans.' The man is devsated but this rejection brings him to rock bottom and he reaches out for help to Baked Beans Anonymous. he gets himself a sponser and attends regular meetings. Soon he is feeling very good and has lost his craving for baked beans. After a year 'clean', his girlfriend agrees to marry him. It is the happiest day of his life.
On their tenth wedding anniversary , and his 11th year without baked beans, he is in town to buy his wife gifts. He buys her some flowers and chocolates. he is walking along the hight street when he gets a whiff of baked beans coming out of the Wimpy he has just passed.(Wimpy=fast food chain). The craving hits him full force, and like many an addict, he convinces himself that just a small helping will not harm him. So he goes in and orders a samll portion of beans. He waist for a half hour after eating them and he does not fart. He is iver the moon that he has gotten away with this. he orders a huge protion of baked beans, and then another and then another. Fiinally he cannot eat anymore. He staggers home, feeling very pleased with himself. He opens up the garden gate and goes up to his front door. He relaises he doesn't have his key so he rings the door bell. Just as he does so a feels a huge fart coming on. Too late, his wife answres the door. he squeezes his cheeks together and thrusts the flowers and chocolates towards his wife. 'oh darling, 'sh says ash she flings her arms around him, 'i love you' ' i love you too,' he replies through gritted teeth an clenched cheeks. ' i ahve a surprise for you,' she says as she slips a blind fold on him and leads him thru to the dining room where she seats him. 'oh god, ' he is thinking I can't hod this in much longer. Just then the ophone rang and hiswife left the room to answer it. With much relief he let off an emormously stinky fart. he uses his arms and a napkin to wave the air about in the hope this would dissipate the noxious fumes. His wife returns and whips the blind fold off him. 'SURPIRSE' she yells with glee. Seated around the table were 16 family and friends. -- bw colin DAK,BRO GC, 950i, 940,860,864,890, 260,Silver 830,860, 580 and 270, Passap 6000, Duo80. [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.tantra-apso.com
