<<and she's beautiful too >>

But what was up with all that crap on her eyelids? I thought she sang with her eyes 
closed because she was so "into" the music, come to find out she just didn't have the 
strength to lift those laden lids with all the weight!

Next thing you know, she's missing from her piano bench...well, I figured she'd been 
strung up by her feet and they were using her eyes as a disco ball, but no, she was 
doing the tango with some guy who looked like Michael Paz with quivering thighs. Only 
I knew it wasn't Mikey cuz his thighs haven't quivered like that in a long time. (Did 
that tango thing REALLY happen or did I fall asleep on the sofa and dream it?)

Anyway, Keys' record is OK. Not great, but not bad. 20 years from now people will 
still be recording Joni & Dylan songs while Alicia's grammy-winning project is making 
mulch in a landfill.

Bob

NP: Neil Finn, Roddy Frame, Graham Gouldman, "Heart Full of Soul" (now THIS rocks!)

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