Obscure Joni reference #4957 (From the Zeppelin bio "Stairway to Heaven"):
"And then there was Jimmy Page, because without him there couldn't have been anything else. He's pale, prone to illness and "otherworldly" (sigh). He spends his nights at the mixing board agonizing over which solo to use while his friends fight over who gets the first fuck. He reconciles himself to humping dim groupies yet confesses that Joni Mitchell is his dream girl, only problem being he's too shy to talk to her. " http://www.nypress.com/15/17/books/
