Both were chosen by the Globe and Mail as 2 of the top 25 Canadian pop
songs. They say that the list was compiled during a 2-hour argument in a
Toronto bar among 6 writers and reviewers from the Arts Review section of
the paper.
River is #5
Hissing is #21
About River, they say:
"A couple of decades before Tori Amos & Co. discovered the grand piano,
Mitchell wheeled one out for this cool but plaintive song about the heart
far from home. The tag line - 'I wish I had a river to skate away on'
[sic] - was incomprehensible in her California milieu, but deeply resonant
to Canadian ears. Throughout her career, Mitchell has stayed true to the
pedal-note of her origins, while becoming one of the most cosmopolitan and
adventurous musicians of her generation. Her influence is incalculable,
above all on women songwriters, but also on artists as diverse as jazz
pianist Herbie Hancock and choreographer Peggy Baker.
About Hissing:
"Song writing in the key of mood, through a sunny haze of dust and regret.
Mitchell's soft-swinging elegy for the missing souls of suburbia could be
the soundtrack for David Hockney's pleasurably empty portraits of poolside
life."
The top 10:
1. Hallelujah - Leonard Cohen
2. Powderfinger - Neil Young
3. Gens du Pays - Gilles Vigneault
4. New York City - The Demics
5. River - JM
6. American woman - The Guess Who
7. Foolish Love - Rufus Wainwright
8. Sundown Gordon Lightfoot
9. Ahead by a Century - The Tragically Hip
10. Letter from and Occupant - The New Pornographers.
There is an online readers' poll at: www.theglobeandmail.com/index.html
Below is the whole article, which came out today, July 1, and which contains
the 5 worst at the end:
THE TOP 25 CANADIAN POP SONGS
Six Globe writers and editors who have their ears to the pulse of the nation
stride past the merely good to crown the very best song writing the country
has produced
By ROBERT EVERETT-GREEN
Monday, July 1, 2002 Print Edition, Page R1
There's something very clear and simple about a numbered list. Perhaps
that's why so many find it so tempting to impose lists on things that aren't
simple at all. It's damn difficult to measure the relative merits of, say,
Hamlet and King Lear, so why not just settle the question with a blunt
numeric ranking? We can argue the details later -- and, believe me, we will.
In the same spirit, the Globe Review offers its first, and possibly last,
numeric ranking of the best Canadian popular songs. The list was compiled
during a two-hour argument in a Toronto bar among six Review writers and
editors: national arts reporter James Adams, music critic Robert
Everett-Green, arts assignment editor Andrew Gorham, freelance pop reviewer
Alan Niester, blues reviewer Brad Wheeler and Scene columnist Carl Wilson).
Our task was to stride past the merely good, and crown the best. Our process
was more oblique. It wasn't enough, we realized, to think only in terms of
craftsmanship. Our list also had to convey some sense of the history and
flavour of song writing in Canada, over as wide a span of years and styles
as possible.
That span turned out to be embarrassingly short. Canadians have been writing
songs for at least 200 years, in both official languages and many unofficial
ones. But popular songs tend to lodge in a generational slice of common
memory, and our panel's connection with songs from before 1950 was slim. And
while Quebec theatre and literature get a frequent airing in English Canada,
francophone pop remains the near-exclusive possession of la belle province.
Some songs were eliminated because of doubts about their source, or their
Canadianness. Born to Be Wild, written for Steppenwolf by Canadian Mars
Bonfire (aka Dennis Edmonton), was ruled an adoptive American hit. You'll
Get Used to It, a smash hit from the war years, dropped from contention
because its German-born author, Freddy Grant (aka Fritz Grundland), wrote it
before emigrating to Canada.
Hockey Night in Canada's rugged theme song was written by a Brit, and
Alouette, the best known of all Canadian folk songs, may have been carried
over from France.
Nobody, however, wanted to eliminate anything by Joni Mitchell, Neil Young
or Leonard Cohen, though all three have lived and written outside Canada for
much of their careers. That triumvirate also prompted us to accept a
two-entry cap for any one songwriter. Giving five or 10 places to Young
songs might be defensible, but not very indicative of the range of Canadian
writing.
Beyond that, our choices were often compromises, or exercises in quid pro
quo, as in,"I'll let you have Mary Margaret O'Hara, but don't think you can
come back later and challenge me over Bachman Turner Overdrive." Struggling
to design a horse, we watched helplessly as our camel took shape.
In the end, one thing was screamingly clear. Making lists like this one is a
political activity. It's about exercising a dubious power of anointment and
exclusion, of first, last and also-ran. It's about being ambushed by the
hidden and often amusing prejudices of others and of oneself, and somehow
blundering through to a conclusion that no one feels aggrieved or stubborn
enough to keep on challenging.
In sum, to paraphrase Hamlet, we exposed all that is mortal and unsure in
contest for an eggshell. And here it is.
1. Hallelujah, Leonard Cohen, 1984
Cohen's mid-career masterpiece -- as he grew from poetic scoundrel into
wisecracking monk -- has it all: eloquence, humour, sex and God. Covered by
John Cale, Jeff Buckley, Rufus Wainwright and (in concert) Bob Dylan, it
outranks even Tower of Song as a hymn to hymn-making, as the singer endures
a dozen trials only to "stand before the Lord of Song/ with nothing on my
tongue but 'Hallelujah.' " Meanwhile, he gets away with rhyming the title
with "what's it to ya?" and singing about the song's own harmonic structure:
"It goes like this/ the fourth, the fifth/ the major fall, the minor lift/
the baffled king composing Hallelujah." Untouchable.
2. Powderfinger, Neil Young, 1979
The hub of Rust Never Sleeps -- an album that, in one go, spotlights Young's
singular talent for delivering acoustic songs of spare beauty in one breath,
and corrosive rockers the next. Powderfinger, like album-mate Pocahontas, is
fashioned in first-person narrative -- but to more striking effect. The dead
man's tale ("Just think of me as one who never figured/ To fade away so
young/ With so much left undone") doubles Rust's (and rock's) enduring
believed truth: It's better to burn out than fade away.
3. Gens du Pays, Gilles Vigneault, 1976
In the run-up to Quebec's first referendum, the man who gained fame singing
that his country was winter came out of retirement with a new anthem for his
non-existent nation. The simple, rising tune exhorting a people to "let
ourselves speak of love" goes to the very soul of Quebec life, whatever its
political arrangement. And it attained a cultural status unlike any English
Canadian song's: Not only is it sung at parades, rallies and wherever Quebec
expats meet, it has even become the Quibicois version of Happy Birthday.
4. New York City, the Demics, 1979
"I wanna go to New York City/ because they tell me it's the place to be,"
snarls London, Ont.'s Keith Whittaker sarcastically. This punk-rock classic
summed up for a new generation of Canadian rockers that sick-of-it-all,
small-town malaise and overall disgust with the whole damn music scene. A
stripped-down, grinding palette cleanser we so desperately needed in 1979
(see Worst-Of list, below) -- and the Demics delivered.
5. River, Joni Mitchell, 1971
A couple of decades before Tori Amos & Co. discovered the grand piano,
Mitchell wheeled one out for this cool but plaintive song about the heart
far from home. The tag line -- "I wish I had a river to skate away on" was
incomprehensible in her California milieu, but deeply resonant to Canadian
ears. Throughout her career, Mitchell has stayed true to the pedal-note of
her origins, while becoming one of the most cosmopolitan and adventurous
musicians of her generation. Her influence is incalculable, above all on
women songwriters, but also on artists as diverse as jazz pianist Herbie
Hancock and choreographer Peggy Baker.
6. American Woman, the Guess Who, 1970
Sure, it's a musical clichi today, but back in 1970, this song transformed
Winnipeg's Guess Who from a Turtles-styled pop band into the next coming of
the Doors. A superb pastiche of pop hooks, from guitarist Randy Bachman's
memorable droning intro to singer Burton Cummings's Jim Morrisonesque yowl,
it probably did more than any other song to bring so-called underground rock
into the popular mainstream. And, deliberately or not, it encapsulated a
whole generation's feelings toward America's involvement in Vietnam, and the
imperialist attitudes that spawned it.
7. Foolish Love, Rufus Wainwright, 1998
Radio killed the family parlour and the afternoon musicale, except around
the hearth of the McGarrigle sisters. Kate's son (by Loudon Wainwright III)
stepped out in the mid-nineties with his first collection of sassy yet
comfortably worn-in songs. He's a classic tunesmith born and bred, whose
stuff moves easily between the rock stage and the cabaret. Foolish Love
fuses a capacity for childish wonder with a sashaying beat that would look
good strutting down St-Denis or in a Gay Pride parade.
8. Sundown, Gordon Lightfoot, 1974
Even when writing songs about the gap between the demands of the self and
the demands of love -- most famously in If You Could Read My Mind, Love --
Lightfoot relied heavily on the tropes of the Romantic. Here, however, he's
unabashedly at the dark, nasty end of that street, mixing a potent sonic
cocktail of lust and shame, pleasure and guilt, menace and machismo.
9. Ahead by a Century, the Tragically Hip, 1996
"With illusions of some day casting a golden light/ No dress rehearsal, this
is our life." When singer Gord Downie put down the stage-prop banana and
picked up the acoustic guitar, the Hip moved from bruise and muscle to touch
and finesse. Ahead by a Century marks that turn, and finds the band, in song
craft and execution, at the top of their game. An amped-down tone and
adolescent tree-top musings place the song sherpa-high above the band's more
brooding fare.
10. Letter from an Occupant, the New Pornographers, 2000
Sounding like the bastard spawn of Blondie and the Beach Boys, this
campus-radio hit leapt out of nowhere with woo-hoo choruses, pulsing organ,
high-power guitar and tense, cryptic lyrics. It's one of a dozen madly
catchy tunes by this Vancouver indie "supergroup" led by Carl Newman
(Zumpano) and Dan Bejar (Destroyer) with alt-country star Neko Case on "New
Wave robot" vocals. As fans such as Ray Davies of the Kinks attest, it adds
up to a kind of pop perfection Canadians seldom even attempt. Extra points
for the Joni reference: "I've cried five rivers on the way here/ which one
should I skate away on?"
11. Harvest Moon, Neil Young, 1992
Like Elvis Presley, who once issued an LP with rock 'n' roll on one side and
balladry on the other, Young has his tender side. This wistful open-air song
of passage alludes to more than it states, with a simplicity that connects
the moment to eternity.
12. Famous Blue Raincoat, Leonard Cohen, 1971
A simple letter to a friend hides the vast and complex emotions strewn
through this delicate epistolary ballad about "L. Cohen" gently confronting
a friend who has slept with his wife. Cohen is rarely subtle, which makes
Famous Blue Raincoat a stand out amongst his large repertoire.
13. Barrett's Privateers, Stan Rogers, 1977
Rogers's love and understanding of the Maritimes -- its humour and its
pain -- was unabashed and true. This salty ballad of misfortune on the high
seas, sung in robust a cappella, is proof the man was truly at home on the
Atlantic.
14. High School Confidential, Rough Trade, 1980
The Ohmigod single of 1980 took the homoerotic overtones of glam rock and
feminized them, with a tough beat and a lurid depiction of hallway lust.
Still catchy after all these years.
15. The Weight, the Band, 1968
Robbie Robertson, Levon Helm and Co. went deep into their musical roots and
the Dylan lyrics bag for this quasi-biblical tale of ignored pleas and debts
honoured and dodged. This masterpiece could have been written a century
earlier and it would have sounded exactly the same.
16. Body's in Trouble, Mary Margaret O'Hara, 1988
There's no inside or outside to O'Hara's songs, just a fluid membrane that
connects the heart and the ear with the distant murmuring of the stars.
Body's in Trouble flicks at the limitations that make life worth the
striving, with a patient drum-and-guitar beat to keep the singer tethered to
Earth.
17. Heart Like a Wheel, Kate and Anna McGarrigle, 1975
With this song, a hit for Linda Ronstadt, Quebec's singing sister act not
only lent exquisite melody to a gaze into the abyss ("It's only love that
can wreck a human being and turn him inside out"), but announced a dynasty
that would continue through nine albums and produce heirs Rufus and Martha
Wainwright.
18. Magic People, the Paupers, 1967
Canada's first great piece of psychedelia, Magic People soared on drummer
Skip Prokop's drum-corps rhythms and guitarist Chuck Beal's unfettered
guitar feedback. As heavy as anything coming out of San Francisco at the
time, it is truly Canada's forgotten psychedelic classic.
19. My Definition (of a Boombastic Jazz Style), the Dream Warriors, 1990
The polished pop rap of Maestro sold bigger, but it was this indie single --
with its goofy game-show-theme sample and loopy De La Soul-style rhymes --
that heralded a Canadian grassroots hip-hop scene, the harbinger of Kardinal
Offishal, Swollen Members, Buck 65 and others coast to coast.
20. Takin' Care of Business, Bachman Turner Overdrive, 1974
The history of rock is peppered with guilty pleasures and dumb moments. This
Bachman beauty, part plodder, part crowd-rouser, is a brilliant contribution
to that side of things.
21. The Hissing of Summer Lawns, Joni Mitchell, 1975
Songwriting in the key of mood, through a sunny haze of dust and regret.
Mitchell's soft-swinging elegy for the missing souls of suburbia could be
the soundtrack for David Hockney's pleasurably empty portraits of poolside
life.
22. Try, Blue Rodeo, 1987
If Gram Parsons had survived into the eighties and joined a real rock band,
the result might have been something akin to this archetypal Blue Rodeo
ballad.
23. Fred Eaglesmith, Time to Get a Gun, 1997
Canada's great underrated country songwriter struck his most iconoclastic
blow with this rocker about a pretty good guy trying to figure how to defend
himself against crime and the "government man" planning to put a highway
through his farm -- even if the wife (and some Fred fans) wouldn't
understand.
24. Underwhelmed, Sloan, 1993
With Rain Man lyrics and fuzzed-out guitars, Canada got grungy with it. Not
since I Was a Teenage Werewolf has adolescent angst been so much fun. We
were amused, we were overwhelmed.
25. Tokyo, Bruce Cockburn, 1980
Canada has produced an illustrious cadre of folkish singer-songwriters --
Murray McLauchlan, Valdy, Sarah McLachlan, Ian and Sylvia among them -- but
Cockburn stands alone in his longevity and consistency, and his ability to
both hold and build an audience. This irresistible hit, about a
Bladerunner-esque visit to Japan, is the finest song in a fine oeuvre.
The five worst Canadian songs
"It will be longer than the Best list," scoffed one of the critics when we
considered this list. But, hey, we are a young nation. And after 135 years,
we are beginning to find our chops, so we can also take our lumps.
Seasons in the Sun
Terry Jacks, 1973
Heartbreaking and profound -- if you are 5.
Diana
Paul Anka, 1957
Whinier than Puppy Love.
Everything I Do (I Do It for You)
Bryan Adams, 1991
A terrible stain on an otherwise mediocre career.
Sometimes When We Touch
Dan Hill, 1977
Made Canadians look as wimpy as Americans suspected.
These Eyes
The Guess Who, 1969
Never seems to end, no matter how fast Burton Cummings sings.
