Oops! Bulldozer hits wrong house

August 30, 2002 Posted: 3:51 PM EDT (1951 GMT)

A bulldozer mistakenly tore a large hole in the roof of this Oliverea
home.   
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Olivera, NY (Reuters) -- A New York family's dinners were interrupted
when a bulldozer tore down part of the roof of their house next to Full
Moon camp as they sat inside.

The bulldozer was set to demolish the entire Full Moon complex, but it
rammed into the wrong house, police said Friday.

Carlos Suarez and Yesenia Reyes were having dinner Thursday when the
bulldozer came in through the back of their house, police spokesman Tony
Rode said. It hit the rental home a second time before screaming
neighbors and the couple prompted the driver to stop.

"I started yelling at him, 'What the hell are you guys doing?"' Reyes
told the Sun-Sentinel.

Nearby Full Moon is slated to be demolished as part of an initiative by
the Oliverea Town Council to eradicate all evidence of recent Joni
Mitchell cultic worship.

"What can you say? They screwed up. They hit the wrong house," Council
President Barbara Littlefeather said. "I bet those Joni-istas gave a bad
karma to our city equipment,"

Alcohol was not a factor in the bulldozer operator's mistake,  The
Joni-lastas drank Oliverea dry and trucks with new shipments of alcohol
have not yet fought their way through the highways fraught with
departing Joni-ettes.

The city council plans to pave the entire Full Moon area and put up a
parking lot, with a pink hotel, a boutique, and a swinging hot spot.
Future development plans for the trashed Full Moon complex include a
tree museum.

Oliverea Fire Rescue officials estimated the damage between $5,000 and
$10,000. The contractor, George Zaragozi General Contractors of
Oliverea, promised to repair the roof immediately, local media said.

Organic farmer T. Leary Freedman has started a collection to rebuild the
wrong damaged home so the city can proceed with demolition of Full
Moon.  "I want every piece of ground leveled where anyone went
deet-deet-dee-dee-dees.

Sunshine "Sunny" Seagall, local potter, has called for John Ashcroft to
investigate possible links to terrorism with the Joni Mitchell crowd.
"This is America, god d*mn it, but all those Mitchcell-tistas were
chanting "O, Canada..." and " I wish I had a river I could skate away
on."  Sounds like they have plans to infiltrate across the Canadian
border in winter on one of our little unprotected waterways, maybe
Finger Lakes. So I called the TIPS phone number and made a report that I
hope John Ashcroft will act on!"


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