Cute Kate writes:
<< that's why i stick to the shrimp...but what a creative idea for our a joni
parody on the jmdl...anyone? bobethel? >>
No time to write a fresh one today, Kate, but here's a food-themed parody I
did in June of 2000! There's a little bit of Chinese food content towards the
end, but no cats!
The Last Time I Saw Dickhead
The last time I saw Dickhead was detox on April 8th
And he told me all hedonists meet the same fate someday
Spherical and plump and slurping something off some plastic tray
You eat, he said, you live to consume
Go look at your ass, it's full of room
You like drive-thru's and fast foods and greasy men who sell you
All those greasy fries, greasy fries
When you gonna realize they're only greasy fries
Only greasy fries, just greasy fries
I ate a Quarterpounder and pizza and I pushed
Three fries in and then things began to blur
And then bizarre babes came by with toothpick bodies that had no thighs
And they said "Eat up now it's gettin' on time to purge"
"Dickhead, you haven't really changed" I said
It's just that you should try supersizing that brain that's in your head
You got scones in your eyes and the things you like are creamy
Eat them, they taste of life so sweet, life so sweet
When you gonna get yourself back on red meat?
Oh life can be so sweet
Life so sweet
Dickhead got hooked up to a big pacemaker
And it sets off his fruit juicer and his heart defibrillator
And he eats fat free now most nights with the IV on
And all the good stuff locked up tight
I'm gonna fill these love handles out
I don't want nobody comin' over to my table
I got nothing to talk to anybody about
All hedonists pass this way some day
Hiding out at food courts with plastic trays, plastic trays
Having some pork chow foon before I get my Buff'lo wings to take away
Only a phase these plastic tray days
