Gawd Murph we have not been able to find you. Seeing how you were waiting by the Y which is right next to my current favorite restaurant (where we saw Michael Jordan with Christina the other night) The Lee Circle Restaurant, just belly up to the bar there and ask for me. You will be brought to my table instantly where we will break some bread and draw up a contract.
You fecking kill me Paz on 10/16/02 6:31 PM, [EMAIL PROTECTED] at [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > Well, I have finally made it! > > I am here at the "Y" in New Orleans waiting for my two sugars -- Michael Paz > and Jack Nielson -- to show! (They said they'd be over three hours ago.) > > It's such a long story, JMDLers, and so few of you know about it, I hardly > know where to begin . . . > > It all started at this year's spectacular Jonifest, when sweet Susan Guzzi > helped me accept and love my inner Ethel. Then dear Kay Ashley helped me to > "get real," as Dr. Phil says, and find the courage to perform as La Merm. > > Well, Michael and Jack *loved* my performance as Ethel, and those two > sweethearts have been positively *begging* me to move down here to find fame > and fortune performing as Ethel Murfman. Since no one has been begging me to > do much of anything lately, except pay my Visa and Mastercard bills, I took > them up on their offer. Now my future looks so bright, I have to wear $7,000 > Versace rhinestone sunglasses -- even at night! > > The past few weeks have been a fabulous whirlwind of shopping for dresses and > wigs and make-up. Now -- at last -- I am ready for my close-up, boys! > > I am sitting here in a stunning Dior number with cobalt sequins and one of > those flouncy blue skirts Ethel loved so dearly. (For a full-figured gal, I > look dazzling, if I say so myself!) The rest is history in the making -- > starring moi! Really, JMDLers, I know I've got nothing to hit but the > heights! > > There's even a sweet French-speaking man in the next room who keeps stopping > by to tell me I look like Merde, whoever she is! (Must be some gorgeous local > heartbreaker!) > > Well, I should go adjust my make-up and my chonies before the boys get here . > . . > > But I want you all to know, each and every one of you 800 beautiful souls, > even you lonely lurkers, that I shall never forget you, no matter how wealthy > and famous I get. > > Now where in the city can those boys be . . . > > MWAH!!! > > XO, > > --Ethel Murfman, formerly known as "the other BM!"
