You guys are sure to know this but it always makes me laugh
Pirate Captain walking out on to an empty deck, see's his First Mate
and asks "Where are your Bucaneers" the first mate looks puzzled
then answers "On the side of my Bucking Head" or words to that affect
Lets go a roving, a roving, across the ocean,
Oh lets go a roving and join the Bucaneers takes me back Fred
