Pressure continues to mount ( no Pun intended). Wally great news I hope I can be there with you all.
Best Paz > stop what you're doing and hear this!!!! > there is absolutely no excuse to miss jonifest this year. most particularly > because... I HAVE JUST OBTAINED A TEN-YEAR VISA TO GO TO THE US OF FUCKING > A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm going i'm going i'm going. so if you thought you > were rid of me, think again. i'll be there and this year i'll be singing > brunnhilde's immolation in drag plus the complete mad scene from lucia the > lammermore to add to the general elegant character of the fest. > and what's this i hear? people procrastinating and not sending their > deposits! tut tut. get out those fat checkbooks now and write the darling > little checks! deposits AND donations, s'il vous plait. > as to the raffles, i'm sending the tiara i wore at the dutch royal wedding > last year. i know, i know -- it's LAST year's tiara, but i wore it only once > and besides diamonds become ANY girl. what are youze sending? > jonifest is one of the few times we can get together in the flesh and > channel ethel merman. would you miss such a thrill? no, you would NOT. > so give the girl a break, and send ashara your precious deposits, donations, > raffle tchotchkas and good vibes. at jonifest you get to kiss maggie > mcnally! you see steve polifka's hairy chest! and there's always me, > available for a hot dog and a coke! honey, think about it. > stop being so annoying, children, and get yourselves back to the garden, for > god's sake! > wallyK, scaring my housekeeper with my sudden shrieks of joy.
