Cheney: The United Nations will no longer be of any concern to us. I have just received word that the Emperor, ah, president, has dissolved the security council permanently. The last remnants of Old Europe and its lackeys have been swept away.

Me: But that's impossible. How will the Emperor, ah, president, maintain peace without the UN?

Cheney: The Rumsfeld appointees now have direct control over their territories. Fear will keep the local systems in line. Fear of shock and awe.

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