it is still october 11 in british columbia, oh canada, a very suitable
excuse for my tardiness.
if ever there was a person that qualified for the loudest, friendliest,
funniest happy birthday greeting that person is YOU
MR ROBERT HOLLISTON, of the victoria hollistons.
since i can be only loud and friendly, let me shout for the whole to hear:
H-A-P-P-Y B-I-R-T-H-D-A-Y, PUMPKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you are sexy
you are sweet
you are wicked
you are my friend
have a great [place secret ordinal number here] birthday!
your wallykins
