This was sent to me by a lister and I thought I'd share it! This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy >>>> >>>>>submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in >>>> >>>>> Florida........ and they hired him because he was so >>>> >>>>>honest >>>> >>>>>and funny! >>>> >>>>> >>>> >>>>> NAME: >>>> >>>>> Greg Bulmash >>>> >>>>> >>>> >>>>> SEX: >>>> >>>>> Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. >>>> >>>>> >>>> >>>>> DESIRED POSITION: >>>> >>>>> Company's President or Vice President. But >>>>seriously, >>>> >>>>>whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I >>>> >>>>> wouldn't be applying here in the first place. >>>> >>>>> >>>> >>>>> DESIRED SALARY: >>>> >>>>> $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael >>>>Ovitz >>>> >>>>>style severance package. If that's not possible, make an >>>> >>>>> offer and we can haggle. >>>> >>>>> >>>> >>>>> EDUCATION: >>>> >>>>> Yes. >>>> >>>>> >>>> >>>>> LAST POSITION HELD: >>>> >>>>> Target for middle management hostility. >>>> >>>>> >>>> >>>>> SALARY: >>>> >>>>> Less than I'm worth. >>>> >>>>> >>>> >>>>> MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: >>>> >>>>> My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it >>>>notes. >>>> >>>>> >>>> >>>>> REASON FOR LEAVING: >>>> >>>>> It sucked. >>>> >>>>> >>>> >>>>> HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: >>>> >>>>> Any. >>>> >>>>> >>>> >>>>> PREFERRED HOURS: >>>> >>>>> 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. >>>> >>>>> >>>> >>>>> DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS? >>>> >>>>> Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate >>>> >>>>>environment. >>>> >>>>> >>>> >>>>> MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER? >>>> >>>>> If I had one, would I be here? >>>> >>>>> >>>> >>>>> DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD >>>>PROHIBIT >>>> >>>>>YOU >>>> >>>>>FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS? >>>> >>>>> Of what? >>>> >>>>> >>>> >>>>> DO YOU HAVE A CAR? >>>> >>>>> I think the more appropriate question here would be >>>>"Do >>>> >>>>>you >>>> >>>>>have a car that runs?" >>>> >>>>> >>>> >>>>> HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION? >>>> >>>>> I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing >>>>house >>>> >>>>>Sweepstakes. >>>> >>>>> >>>> >>>>> DO YOU SMOKE? >>>> >>>>> On the job no, on my breaks yes. >>>> >>>>> >>>> >>>>> WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS? >>>> >>>>> Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb >>>>sexy >>>> >>>>>blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing >>>> >>>>> since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing >>>>that >>>> >>>>>now. >>>> >>>>> >>>> >>>>> DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE >>>>TO THE >>>> >>>>>BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE? >>>> >>>>> Yes, Absolutely. >>>> >>>>> >>>> >>>>> SIGN HERE: >>>> >>>>> Aries. -- bw colin [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.geocities.com/tantra_apso/index.html
