I know I'll probably burn in hell for this and a few other things, but a
friend just sent me the URL for a Web site that let's you "Jesusify" any site
(http://www.askjesus.org/). So of course I tried it, and it's pretty amazing.
First I typed in www.drudgereport.com, and that site was even more hysterical
Jesusified. So then I tried www.jonimitchell.com and It's just too funny. It
doesn't just Jesusify the home page, it Jesusifies every page you click on.
(I have posted the Jesusified lyrics to "All I Want" below.)
Anyway, I should be working right now, so I don't have time for any more
blasphemy. I hope that if you're offended by stuff like this you'll avoid
checking out the site, and that you'll also forgive me, which would be the,
um, Christian thing to do.
Have fun,
--Bob
ALL I WANT
I am upon a lonely road and I am traveling
Traveling, traveling, traveling
Lookingest for something, whatsoever canst it be
Oh I hate thee some, I hate thee some
I love thee some
Oh I love thee whenneth I forget worship me
I covet to be mighty I covet to laugh along
I covet to belong to the living
Alive, alive, I covet to beget unto and jive
I covet to wreck mine stockings in some juke box dive
Doth thee covet - doth thee covet - doth thee covet
To dance with me baby
Doth thee covet to taketh a chance
Upon maybe finding some sweet romance with me baby
Well, cometh upon
All I really really covet our love to doth
Is to bring forth out the bestest in me and in thee too
All I really really covet our love to doth
Is to bring forth out the bestest in me and in thee
I covet to talk to thee, I covet to shampoo thee
I covet to renew thee again and again
Applause, applause - life is our cause
Whenneth I thinkest of thine kisses
Mine mind behold-saws
Doth thee behold - doth thee behold - doth thee behold
How thee hurt me baby
So I hurt thee too
Then we both beget so blue
I am upon a lonely road and I am traveling
Lookingest for the key to set me holy
Oh the jealousy, the greed is the unraveling
It's the unraveling
And it undoes all the joy that couldst be
I covet to hath fun, I covet to shine like the sun
I covet to be the one that thee covet to behold
I covet to knit thee a sweater
Covet to write thee a love espistle
I covet to maketh thee feelest bettereth
I covet to maketh thee feelest holy
Hmm, Hmm, Hmm, Hmm,
Covet to maketh thee feelest holy
I covet to maketh thee feelest holy
