In a message dated 10/31/00 2:05:31 PM Eastern Standard Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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<< and as much of an Afro as I can muster.
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every year we go to a neighborhood miniture golf party. each neighbor builds
a golf hole in their yard and everyone moves from house to house. last year
i went as nancy lopez and used balloons with the stems strategically placed
under my turtleneck. guys were actually looking at them and i felt like a
slut. guys are such pigs.
this year i'm going out as richard simmons. my son bought this really big
red afro wig to be a dead soccer player. i was thinking of making a barbara
streisand necklace to wear. running tights and tank top. maybe a rolled up
pair of socks up front. at least most of the guys won't be bothering this
year. guys are such pigs.
patrick
np. m.k. baloney again
