Jim wrote;
>
> You may have noticed that election day comes out on Joni Mitchell's
birthday.
> Can you or your creative colleagues think of an approppriate song parody
> about the candidates to the tune of "Both sides Now",
Well... here goes:
Liars thieves and sycophants
Indies, donkeys and elephants
(Hope this one keeps it in his pants)
Oh it's election day
President, senator, and congressmen
Referendums 1 through 10
Where have you gone Tom JeffersEn?
On this election day
I've held my nose and voted now
Civic duty
Yet still somehow
I'm apathetic and cynicALL
Won't stay up for returns
This fall
Albert Gore, George Double U
I've made my choice I've said P.U.
Oh man! I've stepped in dog-do
Oh it's election day
So we'll have a new President
He'll be a mortal like Clark Kent
Where have all the flowers went
On this election day
I've held my nose and voted now
Civic duty
But still somehow
I'd rather write-in Joan Mitchall
Cause this is her birthday
Th-a-a-t's all
It seems like that might be verses 1 & 3.
Verse two eludes me.
Happy Halloween y'all.
Patricia O'Connor
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