> j I want to give everyone who doesn't want to discuss politics a warning.I
> am truly worried about this election.If Bush wins,it will be a nightmare
for
> this country.He will cut funding for all programs that help people.He will
> ruin the enviorment.It will be a disaster,a true nightmare for everyone.I
am
> disgusted about this.How could we come to this?Bush is such an
> ignorant,foolish,idiot.How could he actually become president?
An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced
we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have
him looking for work in six weeks,"
A German doctor said, "That's nothing! In Germany, we could
take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him
looking for work in 4 weeks."
A Russian doctor said, "In my country, medicine is so advanced
that we could take half a heart from one person, put it in another,
and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, said, "Hah! We are
about to take an idiot out of Texas, put him in the White House and
half the country will be looking for work the next day!"
