Boy, no wonder you turned out so weird, eating all
that 5-star stuff! Whatever happened to the four
basic food groups of childhood:
Sodium
Sugar
Partially hydrogenated vegetable oil -- AND --
MSG
To get your daily recommended allowance of these key
nutrients, you should have been chowing down the
following:
Kraft Macaroni and Cheese -- the blue box, accept no
substitutes
Kaptain Krunch w/Krunchberries (DA BOMB)
Chef Boyardee Spaghetti-Os
Kellog's Pop Tarts -- Blueberry & Strawberry
Wolf Brand Chili
Tang
Hostess Ding-Dongs
Now there's a diet of champions! Tee-hee!
Don Rowe
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