A little background on punchcards.  Punchcards were around before electronic
computers.  A guy named Hollerith (a Brit if I recall) invented them for
what later became the International Business Machines Corporation (IBM).  It
was created because a client, the US Census Bureau, was taking longer and
longer to process info as the population grew.  The Gov't projected that
soon the info would not be tabulated by the time the NEXT census occurred!

So this guy Hollerith invented a piece of cardstock, with holes in it, that
could be stacked up with other cards and read, one at a time, hundreds in a
stack, by attempting to press a polished steel rod through it.  If the rod
went through, it was a "Yes" or "One".  If it didn't, it was a "No" or
"Zero".  Mechanical counters, using clockworks technology, kept score.

If a card was bent, it sometimes failed to go through the tracks correctly.
If someone had "spindled" it, the card reader would mis-interpret the
spindle hole as data. (In the old days, they stored pieces of paper by
jamming them onto steel spindles.  And yes, Virginia, lots of people stabbed
themselves instead of the cardstock.)  It is because of these limitations of
the technology that punchcards must never be

"punched, bent, folded, spindled, or mutilated."

Anyway, if I recall, around the time that the first electronic computers
came out (using vacuum tubes don't cha know) they switched from steel rods
to light beams.  Just as the present day hand-counters hold a ballot up to a
light to see if there's a hole there for "Buchanan", that's _exactly_ how a
60s vintage optical card reader works.  A pulse of light sends a "yes" to
the counter.

What a card reader doesn't see is a 'circled' ballot instead of a punched
one.  And if someone weakly makes an indentation (without puncture),
naturally the card reader can't 'see' that.  If a card is punched but the
"chip" doesn't fall off the card, it can hang on by a corner or an edge,
becoming a "chad".  If the chad falls over the hole during the reading
process, no light gets through, so it misses the vote.  It's possible that
an early count didn't see a hole (because of a chad) but during all of this
handling this week, the chads are falling off.  Of course, it's also
possible that cards are picking up extra holes either by accident or by a
felony fraud.


An unmarked ballot?  Oops!  No more!  It just became a valid vote!

A valid vote?  Oops!  No more!  It just became a double-punch!


So the technology has some limitations but it is other-worldly in its
impartiality.  I guess the primary limitation is that stupid, reckless,
senile, ill-informed, illiterate, or just plain hurried voters simply "do
not compute".

Jim

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