Okay Colin,
Here's one for you:
Why do the British drink their ale warm?
Because their refrigerators are all Made In Britain.
Friendly sparing, okay? :)
Lama
Colin said,
> NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE
> To the citizens of the United States of America,
> In the light of your failure to elect a President of
> the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give
> notice of the revocation of your Independence,
> effective today.
> Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume
> monarchial duties over all states, commonwealths and
> other territories.