A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her >>mother >>overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300 she exclaimed, "I don't >>have >>any money, but I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother". >> >>The man arched an eyebrow (as you would expect). "Anything?" he asked. >> >>"Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised. >> >>"Well then, just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next >>room. >> >>The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. "Come in and close >>the >>door" the man said. She did. He then said "Now get on your knees", she >>did. "Now >>take down my zipper", She did. "Now go ahead...take it out", he said. She >>reached in and grabbed it with both hands. The man closed his eyes and >>whispered, "Well...go ahead". >> >>The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding it >>close to >>her lips, tentatively said, "Hello, mum, can you hear me?" -- bw colin [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.geocities.com/tantra_apso/index.html
