This weekend is the SNL Christmas show.  I apologize for using bandwidth
when not everyone cares about US television or a Christmas show for that
matter.  That said.......

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If you have never seen Dana Carvey's "Church Lady at Christmas" skit, oh my,
oh my, my brothers and sisters!  First he/she sets the tone, defining the
character in a mini-talk show, when she criticizes two guests for their
shocking lack of Christian values.

Next she does a word scramble, trying to figure out (by scrambling the
letters "SANTA"), how Christmas has been perverted its focus on Christ.  I
won't spoil the fun but it's hilarious.

Finally, the repressed "Church Lady" accompanies some fellow parishoners for
a couple of carols.  "She" is the drummer.  Naturally, she gets into her
performance and slowly is seduced by the beat until she ends up thrashing up
a wild storm, losing her dignity entirely.  This is absolutely one of my
favorite skits of all time.  Not jamming it down any throats or anything,
not saying it's "THE BEST".  Just a big Lama favorite.

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In years past, they've included a wonderful performance of "Under African
Skies" from Paul Simon's way-cool "Graceland" album, complete with Linda
Ronstadt doing that tremelo thing that makes me go cross-eyed.  She dives at
the mic and just sort of quivers.  I go slack-jawed and can't breathe.....
There may be a hint of drool involved.

It sounds like the whole band that created the song.  If you like the song,
you'll LOVE this performance because it's basically a recreation except that
you can see Linda at the peak of her..... physical presence.  I mean her
visceral charisma.  The way she raptly studies Paul, trying to figure out
his idiosyncratic phrasing.  Those huge Linda eyes.  Those boots.  ANYWAY!
Another very big Lama favorite.  BTW, does anyone have any video of Linda
for swap?

Heartlessly helping himself
to her bad dreams,
he worries.
Did he hear a "Goodbye"?

Jim L'Hommedieu

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