>> Dear Abby, >> >> I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live in the suburbs of >> Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is married >> to a transvestite. >> >> My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling >> marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are >> prostitutes in Jersey City. I have two brothers, one who is currently >> serving a non-parole life sentence in Attica for rape and murder of a >> teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently being held in the >> Wellington Remand Center on charges of incest with his three children. >> >> I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who >> lives in the Bronx and indeed is still a part-time "working girl" in a >> brothel. However, her time there is limited, as we hope to open our own >> brothel >> with her as the working manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be >> interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to >> prostitute themselves, at least it would get them off the street, and >> hopefully the heroin. >> >> Abby, my problem is this: I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing >> her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her >> ....... >> >> Should I tell her about my cousin who voted for Bush? >> >> Signed, >> >> Worried About My Reputation
