>>   Dear Abby,
>>
>>   I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live in the suburbs of
>>   Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is married
>>   to a transvestite.
>>
>>   My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
>>   marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are
>>   prostitutes in Jersey City. I have two brothers, one who is currently
>>   serving a non-parole life sentence in Attica for rape and murder of a
>>   teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently being held in the
>>   Wellington Remand Center on charges of incest with his three children.
>>
>>   I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who
>>   lives in the Bronx and indeed is still a part-time "working girl" in a
>>   brothel. However, her time there is limited, as we hope to open our own
>> brothel
>>   with her as the working manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be
>>   interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to
>>   prostitute themselves, at least it would get them off the street, and

>>   hopefully the heroin.
>>
>>   Abby, my problem is this: I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing
>>   her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her
>>   .......
>>
>>   Should I tell her about my cousin who voted for Bush?
>>
>>   Signed,
>>
>>   Worried About My Reputation

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