Heard on a phone in about embarrassing things:
A woman has gone to a big posh wedding, held at a private mansion. She needed to go to
the
loo. She went and her dump floated. She couldn't get rid of it(this kills me even as i
write it!) soooo.....
she picked it out of the loo and flung it out of the window. Unbeknowns to her, the
party
was being held in a large glass conservatory, a couple of floors below where she threw
the
turd out. When she went down to join the party, the guests all stared at her and then
at
the glass roofwhere this turd had splattered!!!!!
Everytime I think of this I just crease up. How embarassing!
(yes I am sitting at my pc laughing so much I can't see properly).
Reminds me of the time I was paying for a newspaper and the seller held her palm out
flat.
i pulled the coins out of my pocket and placed them in her hand-along with several
pubic
hairs. I have no idea how they got in my pocket!
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bw
colin
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