Well we had the Pia Zadora of Joni fests. Small but beautiful. With the 
addition of a few of MGs neighbors who came over to be indoctrinated into the 
church of Joni it was a warm and friendly gathering that had its moments. 
Unfortunately the Mixons had something prevent their visit which meant that 
my fingers alone had to be sacrificed to the ginzu knives called my guitar 
strings. But it was for a good cause. As in all of these events people I had 
communicated with but never met turned out to be really neet. But before I 
describe the fest itself I feel obligated to talk a little about the pre-fest 
journey to Davis. 

I wanted to provide a small but special token of my appreciation to the 
Hostest with the Mostest so I started out early in search of the Taylor Ham. 
I really wanted to suprise her with that food object that finds its way into 
most of her communications. Went to safeway and literally had three employees 
valiantly searching through all their inventory including the back rooms on 
behalf of my pleadings to find the Sasquatch of food objects the Taylor Ham 
and it ended up 30 minutes later with all of us looking at the master 
inventory list only to discover they dont exist at Safeway. Then I tried a 
specialty store that has gourmey everything. No luck. So I brought home a 
case of beer to bring and inadvertently left that on the front porch when I 
left. It was a bozo and road construction day on the road so it took me 
forever to get out of San Francisco I finally made it over to Oakland area 
and discovered that they had removed the sign announcing the offramp to 
Alameda where Russel lives so I ended up getting to his house to pick him up 
about 45 minutes late. 

We then proceeded to Davis and lucked out when the 10 mile long traffic jam 
due to an accident began just 100 feet AFTER the turnoff we needed. Cool. 
Only to be done in by our directions and in honor of the modern world were 
literally "talked in" by cell phone. We were there, finally. 

The evening went by quickly and it was finally capped off with calls from 
Wally Kairez in Argentina (Investment tip: avoid Argentina telephone company 
stocks for now) and the inimitable Michael Paz who now that I look at his 
picture does in fact resemble Stephen Segal (from the neck up anyway) just as 
the ladies claimed. Maybe we could have a poll. In any event the police were 
summoned to chase away the crowd of adoring nubile fans who had heard that 
Michael Paz would be attending the fest, had their money refunded by my 
attorney and were given a rain check for next year. 
Ill do anything to get a crowd to a jonifest. In any event..... 

I had been struck for the two weeks prior to the fest with a cold but 
fortunately it cleared up and it felt good to do Jonis songs (mostly old 
ones-Marci, Rainy Night House and a slow version of Carey among them) except 
for Come in From the Cold (which i did in honor of my colds). I also tried to 
incorporate a little suspense into my set by accidentally bringing with me my 
old reading glasses (to read the lyrics), because they have no ability to 
stay on when I look down so it was a heart stopping moment for all to see 
whether I could finish a song and still keep my glasses perched perilously on 
the end of my schnozz. After about three songs my voice arrived and it was a 
priviledge to do some old chestnuts for the assembled tude (multi being more 
than 10). Then  Nikki played some and I loved her version of a Black Crowe 
song the name of which escapes me. Shes going to be very good and suprised me 
by telling me shes only been playing for two years. I had very much looked 
forward to playing with Steve Mixon and hearing Leslie sing but it just wasnt 
to be.

After the music we sat down for a wonderful cheezecake and coffee prior to 
Russ and I leaving and unfortunately missing the call from one of my favorite 
listers (Marian) who I love everything she has done at the fests in the past. 

It was my distinct privilege to ride to the fest with Russ Bowden. He made 
some really cool Sweatshirts and T-shirts with the album cover of Hejira on 
them as a gift for everyone. How classy is that. The man is so deep and has a 
positively encyclopedic knowledge of so many things, Opera for one, it was a 
ghreat pleasure just to converse with him during the rides. His family music 
background is amazingly rich in its history including his own stint with the 
SF Gay Mens Chorus one of the best choral groups in the SF Bay Area. Hes way 
too modest. I look forward to seeing him again. If we can ever get Wally the 
K to the WEST coast someday since hes assiduously avoided the south and west 
coasts and there is no north coast I just know a dinner with these guys would 
be a conversation for the ages. 

Thats one of the very best aspects of the list get togethers. Meeting the 
listers in person enabels you to know people in depth as opoposed to their 
posts alone.  I hope Mary Grace decides to hold another of these next year.  
We need to have one on the west coast for sure. So a big thanks to Mary Grace 
for stepping up. Hopefully next year we can get alot more people. Maybe if we 
keep her well stocked in Taylor Hams. By the way they are only sold in New 
Jersey I came to be informed at the fest. Of course Im hoping to actually get 
to the one in Toppsfield next year and finally get to meet Ashara whos video 
we watched early in the evening. She did an amazing job on capturing the 
opening. 

Marcel Deste

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