Remake, remodel:
A folk singer dies and goes to heaven. The sad eyed fellow's being shown
around by St. Peter, who says, "you're going to love this place." He
brings him to a cloud where there's an eternal jam session with Tony
Williams on drums, Jaco Pastorius on bass, Bill Evans on Piano, Clarence
White on guitar, and Laura Nyro on harmony vocals. The folk singer says,
"great...but who is that lank haired lady over there with the VG8 guitar,
lecturing her audience with her back to the angels? That- That isn't Joni
Mitchell, is it?" St. Peter laughs and says, "Oh no, that's just God, who
just THINKS he's Joni Mitchell."
-jan
