oh baby! oh baby! this is a hot one!!!!!
now listen up and hear me through!
the naughtiest girl in the universe
is having a birthday...and on a saturday too!!!
who can doubt that she'll be celebrating in the wickedest of fashions.
she left utah and funeral potatoes
for new york city, her charm to strut
she's one big, wacky tomato
she even grabbed bob muller's butt!!!!
H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y
C R A Z Y A L I S O N !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND MANY WACKY RETURNS.
i love your eyes. can i have one?
respectfully,
the new millennium birthday fairy
