NJC Musical Mondegreens

[Chuck Eisenhardt]

Out from deepest lurkerdom to report a couple of musical Mondegreens that I
ran
into in Smithsonian Magazine, and which had me laughing most all day long:

a reported reference to some jazz music by 'the loneliest monk'

an English Composition professor reported a student essay containing a
reference
to a 'rather uppity, self-impressed young woman' as a 'pre-Madonna'.

(both good, but not to challenge 'the gay pair of guys who put in a parking
lot'!)

Chucke