Jimmy, BOC and Laura Branigan fan extrordinaire, wrote:
> So Evian, how does Faith feel about you and Tim :~)
>
>
Well, sadly, Tim blames the breakup on a combination of Faith's
continual humming of the Pepsi theme in bed (ba-ba-ba-ba-bum,
ba-ba-ba-ba-bummmm), along with her new haircut. As for me, I'm just in
it for the money -- can't be any worse than my brief marriages to Martha
Raye, Magda Gabor, Liza Minelli, and Tootie from the Facts of Life ---
but damn, I'm getting mighty sick of all the hay, spitoons, and the
constant phone calls from LeeAnn Rhimes -- damn her, can't she just
leave both of us alone????
Bob, I know you wanted dibs on Faith, but she has already found
someone. However, I COULD set you up with Loretty Lynn or one of Kenny
Rogers' ex-wives. Just let me know before I kick Tim to the curb for
Linda Lavin and I lose my country connections.
Evian
p.s. Ashara darlin', I'm cooking up a big ole catfish for Tim tonight,
with a big heapin' sidedish of Steeleye Span. Y'all come down now, ya
hear!
shit, late for work now... damn this list! ;)
