My lasting impression of the Grammy's is a fantasy one.  There is Joni up on 
the stage with Carlos, probably wondering why the hell she was here in the 
first place.  Carlos tears open the envelope to see who won record of the 
year, but instead of U2 winning, the Grammy goes to Destiny's Child for Say 
My Name.  Unable to speak, Carlos hands the envelope to Joni, who immediately 
breaks out into one of those famous laughs of hers.  Joni and Carlos then 
break into a spontaneous accapella version of the Marvin Gaye classic "What's 
goin on?"  Security is finally brought  to the stage, where Joni is forced to 
announce the winner. The half naked trio jiggles up to the podium, and just 
as Joni is about to hand them the award, she let's go of it, and it crashes 
to the floor.  A cat fight ensues, in which Joni kicks all three of their 
partially covered asses.  A genuine Kodak moment!

Now I would like to thank everyone for their kind words and support in the 
aftermath of my surgery.  As Brian and Mags have stated much more eloquently 
than I can, you can not begin to imagine how much this means.  So far my 
recovery is progressing as planned, thoughed based upon my fantasy segment 
above, I might need to talk to my doctor about having my medications checked!

Jack

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