My Mother and I spoke after the Grammys last night. Unfortunately, I
missed the show due to the fact that I had to be at work serving Chinese
food to the masses of annoying children going to see Penn & Teller around
the corner. Point being, my mom has insisted for a while now that Joni
has had massive amounts of plastic surgery done in order to preserve her
look. Last night's appearence only firmed this up, as she told me Joni
looked great, but undoubtedly 'pinched'. I found this irritating, but as
I've had time to think it over, it's simply not the insane notion I had
originally thought. It's not as though we're all there, seeing JM going
about her day...scratching her ass, blowing her nose, etc. And so, it's
entirely possible Mom's correct (she's a little fixated right now, having
recently decided she should have had a lift years ago, and now she thinks
it's too late). Thoughts? Has Joni drank from the artificial fountain of
youth?
-Chris
NP:Joan Osbourne-"Runnin' Out Of Time"
