for your hiney only njc

[Wally Kairuz]

i've just found out that e-bay has karen carpenter's master bathroom
toilet!!!!!!
by the way, i heard this toilet comes with richard carpenter's autograph on
a roll of toilet paper, but it won't be released until he's happy with the
way it's arranged.
bid at http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1218868851
wallyK, sheesh...