She said it was midwinter...snowing  and quite cold...and the guy had
taken  her skiing. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were
strangers,
after  all, and truly had never met before. The outing  was fun but
relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.

They were driving back down the mountain when she gradually
began to realize that  she should not have had  that extra latte .
They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and
in the  middle of nowhere.

Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which  she did for a while.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came
a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee
beside
the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.

They stopped  and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her
pants down and started.  Unfortunately, in the deep snow she  didn't
have
good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady

herself. Her companion stood on the other side of the car watching for
traffic and indeed was a  real gentleman and refrained from peeking.

All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather
embarrassing nature of the situation.  Upon finishing however,  she
soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her
pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against
the car's fender.

Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind
as she attempted  to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was
quickly
apparent that she had a brand new problem  due to the extreme  cold.

Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor she answered her
date's concerns about "what was taking so long"  with a reply that
indeed,
she was "freezing her butt off and  needed some assistance"!

He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater
and then, as she  looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out
laughing.
She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
themselves,  they assessed her dilemma.

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bw
colin

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