Thought this would hit home with a lot of listers. I'm guilty of #'s 15 & 16! > > SIGNS YOU LIVE IN THE YEAR 2001............. > > 1. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave. > > 2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. > > 3. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He > > e-mails you back from his > > bedroom, "What's for dinner?" > 4. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but > > you haven't spoken with your > > next door neighbor yet this year. > > 5. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so > > she can create a screen > > saver. > > 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if > > anyone is home. > > 7. Every commercial on television has a web-site address at the bottom > > of the screen. > > 8. You buy a computer, and 6 months later it is out of date and now > > sells for half the price you > > paid. > > 9. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase > > would be a hassle and takes > > planning. > > 10. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of > > the back seat of your car. > > 11. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not > > have e-mail addresses. > > 12. You consider 2nd-day air delivery painfully slow. > > 13. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person. > > 14. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls. > > 15. You disconnect from the internet and get an awful feeling, as if you > > just pulled the plug on a loved > > one. > > 16. You get up in morning and go online before getting your coffee. > > 17. You wake up at 2 am to go to the bathroom and check your e-mail on > > your way back to bed. > > 18.You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :) > > 19. You're reading this. > > 20. Even worse: you're going to forward it to someone else.
