Joni Chatroom: http://www.jmdl.com/chat.cfm NE JoniFest 2001: http://www.jmdl.com/jfne2001.cfm I know I posted last month about my trip to the dentist, and how soothing it was to listen to Joni with my head phones. Well, I just got back from a two and a half hour session with Dr. Corke (my wonderful new dentist). He was replacing some old fillings on the other side of my mouth. Since I knew I would be in the chair a looooong time, a friend suggested I get nitrous oxide to make the time go by quicker. This time I listened to Joni's "BSN," and as I asked Dr. Corke to crank up the nitrous, I cranked up Joni. The time just flew by and I fell in *love* with my dentist. As he began, the first song played........."You're my drill, You do something to me,You send chills right through me". Then "At Last" played......."I found a drill to press my cheek to, A drill like I have never known". As I inhaled deeper, "Comes Love" was the next song......"Comes a toothache, See your dentist right away". I drifted away into la-la land during the next couple of songs then "ACOY" started to play. I could have sworn he was singing " I met a man, he had a mouth like yours". Then I started singing "Sometimes I'm happy, sometimes I'm happy, sometimes I'm happy" over and over until the bitch hygienist slapped me. By this time I held the mask with both hands clenched to my face so no gas could escape. As I went into a coma during Joni's more melancholy songs, I was awakened by his perky assistant again. She had turned my nitrous off, and Joni was singing "But now it's just another show, You leave 'em laughing when you go" Dr. Corke was finished and he looked down at me and smiled with his beautiful eyes. BSN was over. I got up from my chair, got in my car, and drove to the first convenient store just to buy up every piece of candy they had. I'll be ready for root canal once a month ;~) Jimmy
