Auckland, NZ - Local Joni Mitchell Fan Makes Extraordinary Announcement
In breaking news this evening, Thursday 22nd March 2001, Helen (aka Hell)
announced that she would be making every effort to attend the world renowned
"Jonifest", set to take place in Topsfield, Massachusetts, USA, at Labour
Weekend, September 2001. In making this announcement, Hell stated that she
would be in serious negotiations with her personal banking consultant in
order to raise/find/beg for the necessary funds and made the following
comment. "Oh, what the hell. You only live once, damn it, and I could be
hit by a bus tomorrow. What's another few thousand dollars debt? And
besides, Paz owes me a bottle of Tequila."
Hell also commented on the logistics of flying half-way round the world with
limited resources, and hinted that any offers of assistance, in particular a
piece of floor to sleep on (albeit a fairly large, and preferably a very
soft piece of floor), in various US cities, would be gratefully received.
The excitement, and dare we say, anticipation which will arise from this
announcement will no doubt stir the very furthest reaches of the internet
community. We will endeavour to keep you informed of news as it arrives,
and recommend you stay tuned.
Some unknown reporter in Auckland, NZ, who isn't sure of the spelling of
Massachusetts, but thinks she made a pretty damn good stab at it
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