dear anne, you mentioned t-shirt slogans...i have a few others canned in =
my documents...
keep on truckin',
shane
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> "Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam." (seen onCape Cod)
>
> "That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" (seen on an 8 year old)
>
> "Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up"
>
> "Procrastinate Now."
>
> "Rehab Is for Quitters."
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> "My Dog Can Lick Anyone."
>
> "Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since 15."
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> "ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING."
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> "West Virginia: One Million People, and 15 last names."
>
> "FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software."
>
> "A hangover is the wrath of grapes."
>
> "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance."
>
> "STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!"
>
> "DISCOURAGE INBREEDING - Ban Country Music."
>
> "MOOSEHEAD: A great beer and a new experience for a moose."
>
> "They call it 'PMS' because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken "
>
> "He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead."
>
> "Time's fun when you're having flies.......Kermit the Frog."
>
> "POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN .... Cops have nothing to go on."
>
> "FOR SALE: Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once."
>
> "HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH."
>
> "A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS, but it uses up a thousand times the
> memory."
>
> "The Meek shall inherit the earth....after we're through with it."
>
> "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
>
> "HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a
> pig."
>
> "WELCOME TO KENTUCKY - Set your watch back 20 years."
>
> "The trouble with life is there's no background music."
>
> "IF THERE IS NO GOD, WHO POPS UP THE NEXT KLEENEX?"
>
> "Suicidal Twin Kills Sister By Mistake!"
>
> "The original point-and-click interface was a Smith & Wesson."
>
> "MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT."
>
> "Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit."
>
> "Computer programmers know how to use their hardware."
>
> "MOP AND GLOW - Floor wax used by Three-Mile-Island cleanup team."
>
> "NyQuil - The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine."
>
> "Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research."
>
> "My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was
> God, and I didn't."
