Okay, while he isn't looking, I thought I'd tell you what he is really like! Just one big meany. A str8ophobe, I tell you, he really is. Just cos he ain't getting any(and doesn't want any, not being into bitches), he spoils my fun! He shouts at me! tells me to put it away! Tells me I can't have any! Who does he think he is? This is just plain cruel. A man(what would he know?) has to do what a man has to do. For god's sake, it only comes once in 6 mths! If I don't get any now..... You know, I have been eaves dropping on this list(well not exactly eavesdroppping-you can't fail to hear him when he reads it) and you lot really don't know you are born! All this fuss over little words on a screen! What is it with you all? I bet you aren't in my predicament. Oh no I bet you can get it when you want, where you want, as often as you want! No 12 mth intervals for you! So whilst you get on with getting it on, please spare a thought a for me. I loive with the bastard and he is not nice! grrr grrr oooooowwwww Brad
