> One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. > > There he meets the Lord Himself. The Lord says to the cat, > > "You lived a good life and if there is any way I can make > > your stay in Heaven more comfortable, please let me know." > > > > The cat thinks for a moment and says, "Lord, all my life I > > have lived with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard > > wooden floor." > > > > The Lord stops the cat and says, "Say no more." A wonderful > > fluffy pillow appears. > > > > A few days later 6 mice are killed in a tragic farming > > accident and go to heaven. Again the Lord is there to greet > > them with the same offer. > > > > The mice answer, "All of our lives we have been chased. We > > have had to run from cats, dogs and even women with brooms. > > We are tired of running. Do you think we could have roller > > skates so we don't have to run anymore?" > > > > The Lord says, "Say no more." He fits each mouse with a > > beautiful pair of roller skates. > > > > About a week later the Lord stops by to see the cat and > > finds him snoozing on the pillow. The Lord gently wakes the > > cat and asks him, "How are things since you've been here?" > > > > The cat stretches and yawns and replies, "It is wonderful > > here. Better than I could have ever expected. And those > > 'Meals On Wheels' you have been sending by are the best!"
