yes!!!
it is norway's independence day.
yes!!!
it is birgit nilsson's birthday [what? you don't know who birgit nilsson is?
quickly, get the CPR unit for the birthday fairy!!!!]
BUT
MORE IMPORTANT THAN
NORWAY
AND
BIRGIT NILSSON
to this bIRTHdAY fAIRy [the audience gasps!!!!! more important EVEN than
birgit nilsson??????]
is
BEAUTIFUL
SEXY
WITTY
NAUGHTY
MARMALADE POET LAUREATE
BORN-WITH-THE-MOON-IN-CANCER
B O B M U R P H Y
the man that can drive a stick and make you like it.
we're not worthy
we're not worthy
but we love ya
mister murphy
!!!!!!!
the Birthday Fairy traveling circus and finishing school wishes you a
H a p p y b i r t h
d a y
hang on baby! i can see the future, and it's bright bright bright!!!!!!!!
love,
the BF