Signs You Might Be Too Canadian, Eh! (language &
politics):
1. You have an Inuit carving by your bedside with the
rationale, "What's
good enough protection for the Prime Minister, is good
enough for me!"
2. You can sing "O' Canada" in French and actually
know what the words
mean!!
3. You think there isn't enough Queen on our currency.
4. Your backpack has more than one Canadian flag
iron-on.
5. You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks
and fill in the
missing 'u's from labor, honor, and color.
6. You know the French equivalents of "free", "prize"
and "no sugar
added", thanks to your extensive education in
bilingual cereal
packaging.
7. You can eat more than one maple sugar candy without
feeling nauseous.
8. You know that a "Premier" isn't a baby born a few
months early.
9. You read rather than scanned this list.
10. You really get Marcel Deste's jokes and think he's
pretty damned funny.
Mags, the Canookian
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