HAVE YOU EVER SEEN
a more expressive MUSTACHE?
have you ever heard a sweeter LAUGHTER?
HAVE YOU EVER SEE A MORE IMPRESSIVE BUTT, FOR GOD'S SAKE?
the whole south is partying wildly tonight
and the BIRTHDAY FAIRY
[a southern belle too]
announces
IT
IS
JIMMY STEWART'S BIRTHDAY
H A P P Y B I R
T H D A Y
JIMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jimmy Stewart, one of the FOUR handsomest men in the world.
the SPLENDID BF DECLARES:
MR. JAMES must have been a figure skater, otherwise, how do you account for
that yummy behind, baby?
and now , in its sweeping ballroom gown, the BF says:
get me drunk, you naughty lover!
