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> In a message dated 7/12/01 10:27:30 PM Eastern Daylight Time,
> [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
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>> Rev
>> I expected SO much more from a man of the cloth (so to speak). You
>> ARE SO
>> bad! Remember you reap what you sow. I actually had a very good week
>> last
>> week.
>>
>> Paz
>>
>
> The Bishop (or Rev) is correct Michael.  You get out and work those
> streets.
> You may look like a pimp, but you best try selling your (?) goods
> (what's
> left of them) :~)
>

Thanks Jimmy for reminding all that I am bishop.  (Who takes that
seriously? Not me!)  Last Sunday it was so hot in the chapel that my
little bishop beanie ("zuchetta" but I call it a beanie) kept rising on
my head as my naturally Italian hair curled in the heat, and slide all
over my head.  Kinda went like this:

(adjust beanie) the Lord ((adjust beanie) be with ((adjust beanie)) you!

Lift (adjust beanie) up your (adjust beanie) hearts! (adjust beanie)

But when I put on my lenten garb, which includes a floor length satin
chasuble (I didn't pick the material, I usually go for natural materials
that are, well, less satiny) and that satin chasuble in brilliant
scarlet/purple, I look like the pimp daddy of all time.

It is however very hard to pick anyone up in clerical garb.  Probably
why I live alone. - or at least a good excuse to give.

And just to show how I am a person of varied abilities, at the Montcalm
County 4-H Fair, I have a duck in the fair, my duck Babe, who I raised
from a duckling.   I have sent her to live with a family with some wild
mallards with whom she is friendly (so to speak) and happy, but still my
duck in the 4 H county fair!   (Be mindful that my Babe duck left my
care for others with an oath in blood that she will always live as a
duck and die as a free duck and never be dinner.)  But for a Chicago boy
to have a duck in the 4H county fair is a greater thrill than one can
imagine!

(the Rev) Vince

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